Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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