her vagine was all disorganized.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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