That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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