do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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