i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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