Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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