Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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