so that wasnt chicken after all
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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