Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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