Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
