its not stalking. its research.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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