How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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