Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Randomize
