oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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