i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
