Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
There are leaves in my underwear?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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