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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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