Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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