stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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