Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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