I think I just saw someone hide a body.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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