smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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