Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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