I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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