check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
My penis needs a shock collar
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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