Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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