Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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