I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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