We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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