every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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