Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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