May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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