And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I think people are normalizing furries
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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