it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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