My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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