Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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