we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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