Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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