brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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