grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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