thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You were trust falling into bushes
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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