My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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