porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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