Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Define "chronic" masturbator.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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