I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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