She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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