Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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