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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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