im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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