If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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