Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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