1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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