In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
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