i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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