her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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